What I've Learned from College

• Letting your friend microwave beef stew in your room will make it reek of that for days and it will explode while heating
• Sleeping while your friends and roommate are still up gets pictures of you while asleep posted on Facebook
• Do your laundry more often than when you have 4 full loads. Dragging your bag around full breaks it
• Make sure you turn off your straightener, if you don't it will burn unsuspecting patrons in your room
• Melrose is probably the most dangerous street to cross. Cars WILL hit you
• Taking the bus requires less exercise than walking, but prepare to be up close and personal with everyone else riding
• Going to class and sleeping through it does not constitute attending class
• Keep food in your room. The dining center can only taste good for so long
• The cleaning ladies are nice. Be their friend
• Don't procrastinate. You won't get as good of grades by putting stuff together at the last minute
• Lastly, don't call your mother every time you feel homesick. She will eventually start screening your calls!